i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
