I am puke
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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