I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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