I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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