I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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