all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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