Non-Jews are for practice
one two three fourrrrnication!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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