I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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