I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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