I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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