have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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