i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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