I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
