Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We need to rekindle our bromance
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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