Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
