At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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