wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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