I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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