Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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