it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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