I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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