I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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