No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
