i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
it glows. i had to have it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
