Can i not drive my cunt home
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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