Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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