I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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