Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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