I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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