Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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