I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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