She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it glows. i had to have it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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