He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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