I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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