I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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