Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
