What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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