oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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