it wasn't lemon gatorade
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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