Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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