But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
