I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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