so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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