thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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