i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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