"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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