no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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