this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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