Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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