Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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