yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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