The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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