my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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